Conquer Permanent Marker
Nothing like dropping a Sharpie on your brand new outfit. All is not lost: place the stained area face down on clean paper towels. Sponge rubbing alcohol into the area around the stain, and then apply it directly to the stained site. Continue sponging the stain with alcohol, transferring as much ink as possible to the paper towels, and replacing the towels as needed. Rinse thoroughly and launder according to instructions. Phewf.
Got bigger maintenance issues than stains? Might be time to call Skyhigh.